How a Fake Gay Love Letter Turned My Neighbourhood Into WWE Smackdown

When a neighbour expects to receive bills and junk mail in their mailbox, but instead, receives a secret admirer that...

...has put love into their box... their mailbox. These two neighbours (nearly) always had a passion of hatred to each other. But there was always a laugh to be had. Life's too short to not get a kick out of other people. 😉

It began when the neighbour approached me one day, saying he had gotten a really stupid letter in his mailbox. asked to see it, so he gave it to me to read. I said, "I recognize this person's writing! It looks an awful lot like [assumed, *neighbour's name]." But not because I got the same letter!  lol  He asked for assurance that it is that neighbour's writing. I stated that I was pretty sure.

He continues to exclaim his anger and frustration for a bit, then continues with his business, as do I. I go back to the community picnic table to have a cigarette, and he goes over to his car to work on it. We converse about other things from across the parking lot (it's not a large parking lot). After a half hour or so, he heads back in for a short while. I remain outside, knowing he will be coming back out in a bit.

As I sit there for a few minutes, the *neighbour had came outside and sat beside me with a drink in hand, sounding very drunk. "What the fuck is going to happen now," I thought, curiously. We converse about different things. But I'm just playing it dumb with what I am aware of.

The other neighbour comes out a short while later, like he said he said he would. He walks over to his car, but the *neighbour catches his attention. I kept quiet the whole time, laughing in my head.

"You got something you want to say to me, [*neighbour's name]?!"

"No...?" he ignores him after this.

"You better speak up! Don't hold back! Say it now!" he's right next to the *neighbour, pats him on the shoulder. "What's the matter? You de-?!" *neighbour swats him, then he swats back

The *neighbour falls on his ass, spilling his precious drink. He tries really hard to get back up. The neighbour goes back to his car. Words of hatred are thrown back between them. And I am just sitting there, getting my discounted entertainment. The *neighbour denying the accusation, having no clue what was really going on, fueled the verbal war even more.

A week or two later, out of curiosity, I asked a neighbour if he had anything to do with it, he confessed that it was actually himself who wrote the letter. "Better [*neighbour's name] get blamed than me." he said. 😂

It's never a joking matter when you get blamed for something that someone else did, like in this story: HERE. But... when you do something that someone else gets blamed for? That's a fucking laugh and a half!  😆

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