Parking (It) in the Rear - How a parking spot became a neighbour's pride and our laughter

 Parking (It) In The Rear

I am sure most of you have heard of parking wars; they are loud and angered.

But nothing says "loud" more than pride itself.

Only 3 ingredients are needed to make one hell of a laugh:

• coloured markers
• a piece of paper
• and a bit of imagination... that can only be found at the end of the rainbow🌈

This makes for LOL entertainment at a discount!

Enjoy!

Coming out for a cigarette, I sit down at the community table and spark up. I look across to the parking lot to see who is still home. Something in the one neighbour's parking spot on his numbered sign grabbed my attention. I walked up closer to inspect.

A white paper taped to his number sign that read, "GAY PRIDE PARKING ONLY!" with a rainbow drawn on it. I thought, "This is going to get even funnier when he comes home." 😂

I head back inside after nearly pissing my pants from laughing, and because I didn't want to be questioned or blamed by the neighbour. About half an hour later, I heard pounding on one of the doors. This guy was fucking livid, and he knew who it was! ... or so he thought....

The sign, however it happened, was later placed between two neighbour's doors (the actual instigator and an innocent neighbour), but was placed closer to the neighbour who was innocent. So, this guy, thinking if placed near his door, someone must be pointing to him as the instigator. He was laying it into the neighbour pretty good. "Holy fuck," I was sitting there thinking. 

The instigator later told me that he was at his own door listening and hand over mouth laughing his ass off.

This was shortly after I had moved into that 100M dollar home. After this happening, I thought, rent is cheaper than hell AND I get free entertainment?! Why choose anywhere else?!

I hope you guys enjoyed this story. Let us know if you got a kick, your thoughts, and if you're wanting more of these stories, because more is surely to come!  😉😏