Smells That Make You Wonder Things About Your Neighbours
Ahhh... I hate the smell of stupidity... all times of the day. 🤢🔥
When you think of a neighbour cooking (who knows how to fucking cook!), you typically think of wonderful, mouth-watering smells that emanate from the kitchen and give pleasure and desire to the sense of smell. Well, it might be a bit different with... actually, it's a lot fucking different - the fuck am I saying?! Duh-oy! 🥴
This is government housing, it ain't no back home cooking with Paula Deen! No, this is government housing, and you guys are the audience to the show that I get discounted front-row seats to every single day.
Speaking of Paula Deen, if you've never seen her lose her buttery mind, check out CS188's YTP (highly-edited funny video) on YouTube of Paula Deen. Trust me - you owe yourself another laugh. When you come back, we'll continue with more laughs.
Welcome back! Let's see what smells our neighbours have cooking:
Smell #1 - "Something smells like shit" 💩
You ask your next door neighbour what they're having for supper, and they tell you it came out of the water. When the day ends and the lights get turned off and God says, "If you want light, you're going to have to pay for it - the sun did its job - its on its lunch break now," you crash in bed, and get woken up by a god awful smell of shit.
No... it wasn't you farting in bed - it's the neighbour next door who just doesn't give a shit, but took one though... in their fucking pants, and left them to hang-dry on their balcony. You question it to them the next day, and their response is:
"I told you - I got it from the water. It made me sick."
"Did you gut and clean it properly? Maybe you had too much protein."
"No. It was a frozen roast that I forgot was sitting in my sink with warm water to thaw out faster. It was supposed to be last week's supper."
Smell #2 - "The building is going to blow up!" 🏢💥
Ever smelled cat piss, vinegar, and cleaning chemicals in your neighbourhood? Sounds like your neighbour's pussy has had a little wet accident and they need to clean it up, neutralize the smell with vinegar, like.
Until you realize that your neighbour doesn't have a cat. Or maybe they do but it ain't the fucking smell of the cat's piss. If it was though, the homeless would be walking around with cats instead of pipes in their mouths and needles in their veins:
"OK, kitty, drink up lots of water; mommy / daddy needs their fix."
The slang term for that drug would be so fucking confusing though:
"Hey, man, I just got some pussy from this hoe in the back alley."
"Really, what kind?"
"The kind that makes you have withdrawals." ... "You got to be more specific."
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