Tenant Tips #1: Keep Your Apartment From Turning Into Charcoal
Tenant Tips #1: Keep Your Apartment From Turning Into Charcoal
Tip: Every apartment comes with a pre-installed smoke alarm and is regularly inspected. To get the best use out of it...
do not fuck around with it, just leave it alone. If there's any issue with it, let the landlord know immediately! But most importantly: NEVER be a complete fucking dumbass and dump already-cooked potatoes in a can of water into a pot of boiling fat, just because you wanted deep-fried potatoes. ... Bitch, they're already cooked!
Neighbour Fail #1: Neighbour has his alarm making a beeping sound, letting him know to let the landlord be made aware that his alarm is low on battery and needs replacement. What does he do instead? He rips the fucking thing down, wires and all. Think that's funny or just outright stupid? 🤔 Just wait!
Everyone had a mandatory fire alarm inspection days later. They walk into his apartment, and the first thing they notice? His fire alarm, obliterated, pieces of it resting on a table, and wires hanging from an open hole in his ceiling!😯
Neighbour Fail #2: Did exactly as mentioned with the potatoes. I am writing this where I am now because of his mistake, and I am writing it because even though his mistake cost me almost everything I had, I gained it back with great neighbours in another town, and even though some of them are quite quirky (a lot of us are 🤪), they never hold a grudge... and, to put it simply, they are some of the best neighbours I could have ever asked for.
I also have a new beginning to look forward to with having new neighbours when I move back after the repairs.
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