Poor People Pizza: Now with Hairballs & Extra Crunch

A special pizza delivery was left at my door with extra protein, and no... it wasn't meat.

I was walking down the hall one day, heading to my apartment, when I noticed something at my door. Someone left a slice of pizza on a paper plate. Odd, but I was thankful, nonetheless... until I noticed it had bugs and dog hair all over it. What the hell?! I don't know if I am eating survival food or a pizza. I don't think it's the latter.

I live in housing, and sure, I might be poor, but I can still afford proper food; I don't have to eat bugs and dog hair, but the way the economy is going... most of us might have to change our diets - and no one likes being on a diet!

Doctor: "I am sorry, Ms. Liece, but due to you being so damn poor, you're going to have to go on the hair, dust, twigs, and bugs diet. It's high in fiber and protein. Twice a week, you'll have to come in so we can take out the hair balls and twigs out of your arse."

Me: "Well, at least this way I can always come to you for more food.  😜"

Doctor: 😲🤢

What was the weirdest thing you have ever seen left at your door or in your mailbox? Drop a comment to let us know!

A cheaper but funnier way of affording food is doing what a neighbour did in this story.