The Tootsie Roll Dryer Disaster
Doing laundry is always a chore, but for those in housing, it can be really shitty.
One evening, shortly after Halloween, I had planned on doing laundry, but was warned by a neighbour beforehand that the dryer had shit in it. "I'll do it after they get their laundry out then," thinking by "shit" they meant it as "laundry." Nope! It was the actual thing!
It was layered all over the inside of the dryer, but ironically, it didn't stink. We had to wait a while before the custodian was given the hateful displeasure of cleaning it out. This happened on a Friday, and the custodian didn't work weekends, so those that had to do laundry had to go a few days without being able to.
Monday evening came, and a neighbour told me it had been cleaned. It turned out to be nothing more than a Tootsie Roll that someone forgot to take out of their pocket. Still, some neighbours, regardless of it being a Tootsie Roll, were pretty reluctant on doing laundry until several others had done theirs.
🎶 Everything I think I see
in the room of laundry
is not a Tootsie Roll to me
but just something so shitty.🎶
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