"It's No One's Business Where I Was During 9/11!"

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We asked a neighbour where he was during 9/11.
He reacted like we just exposed an international conspiracy.

I was sitting in the common room one day with Rolly and we were discussing past memories. One memory we discussed that came up had to do with where we were during 9/11. We shared where we were. Then a neighbour Thumper came in. He sat down across from us, and just *ucking stared at us with eyes wide open. Rolly and I looked at each other like "wtf, is he f*cking possessed or some *hit?" 🤨

We both grabbed a newspaper off the table and poked a hole in it. We raised it in front of our face. The motherfu*ker was still staring at us even with a newspaper in front of our faces!

"Is he reading the news off our face?" Rolly says. "Maybe he's reading our fuc*ing minds. Or maybe he's an android that needs rebooting. Too bad he doesn't have an on/off button." He stared so *ucking hard that it was like Windows XP in his brain had froze and couldn't be recovered. I asked him, "Hey, Thumper, where were you during 9/11?" There was a 5 second pause. The computer chip inside of him had to think. 🤯

He all of a sudden shoots out of his chair so fucking fast that it nearly fucking teleported! He yells "IT’S NO ONE’S F*CKING BUSINESS WHERE I WAS DURING 9/11!" 🤬

OK... then.... 😕

He was more than likely corroborating with the hijackers. Didn't want himself to be found out and couldn't fly the plane himself. His electrical components might have interfered with the gadgets on the plane, causing the plane to fly off course from the target. But I definitely think he was in on it!

Anyone else I asked in my life where they were, they had no problem telling me. So, what the hell was his problem? He was involved! He was the backup plan; a robot that would transform and take over the world, but his computer never got updated in order to do so.

There are many conspiracy theories about 9/11, but if it ever gets solved as a 100% fact, you can bet that Thumper's hard drive will be Exhibit A.

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So, where were you guys during 9/11? 😂 Let us know in the comments below! Be sure to share with your friends and neighbours so they can laugh their asses off and say, "What. The. Fuc*?!"

 

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