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"It's No One's Business Where I Was During 9/11!"

We asked a neighbour where he was during 9/11. He reacted like we just exposed an international conspiracy.

Microwave Chicken: The Day I Saw Hell Itself

One day, Mr. Haney invited me over for what I thought was going to be a delicious chicken meal. He did not tell me that it was f*cking microwaved chicken!

How My Neighbour Tried to Rent Me a Fork (and Charge Me for Chewing)

Somewhere between the audacity and kindness of neighbours lived a man who could turn anything into a business opportunity.

When Your Neighbour’s Home Becomes a Biohazard Zone

Where the floor disappears and hazmat suits are mandatory.

The Tootsie Roll Dryer Disaster

Doing laundry is always a chore, but for those in housing, it can be really shitty.

Poor People Pizza: Now with Hairballs & Extra Crunch

A special pizza delivery was left at my door with extra protein, and no... it wasn't meat.